Before it gets too hot in here, we thought we'd cook up some controversy, so we're bashing a few helpless sites into shape with the schnitzel mallet in . If they want to stick their heads up in front of thirty million people and say they're web designers, they gotta take the flack I say. There's also a weird one that put the wind up my pie crust (see Tropical Fruit) and I've laboured over the Walt Whitman story and probably killed it with HTML, but I think it's interesting. There are some graphics sites, manga, and a look at the way WebTV will look on your screen.

Next time I'm not having seconds!

(The previous Kitchen is here)